larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen


quinnfabray:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life

xxbrightdownxx:

npeg:

shutupmerlin:

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.  

FUCKSAKE

British nursery rhymes are metal as fuck.